With so many people and such weirdness in the sunshine state I thought it a good Idea to replace the state bird (Northern Mockingbird) with My choice. The News Chopper.

First of all, no disrespect to the freaking dumb ass selection of the Northern Mocking Bird. (obviously some smoke or drink was involved in that decision)  But really WTF? with flamingos and cranes etc. Who the hell decided that?

I get news (it’s what I do) I love it when a major station sends “the bird” to get an overhead view. We all get a birds eye view of exactly what carnage was left. Kind of like an expensive buzzard awaiting the wolf to finish and leave.

With so many people creating newsworthy events In the land of warm days and uncovered butts, an airframe and power-plant FAA certified mechanic can only be loving life.

So right here and now I nominate the news helicopter as the official state bird. any objections?